Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera's turned down Playboy plenty of times and it doesn't really make sense. It saddens, confuses and frustrates me at all hours of the night when I'm looking through old pictures while drinking/crying.

It would have been a perfect thing to do when she was going for her whole "Dirty" thing back in the day, and definitely would have been a great decision to make before popping out a few kids then getting divorced.

Feels like this Playboy spread thing is a card that girls wait until they're allllllmost too old to play, just when their career is on the down.

At this point, it's iffy whether or not they'd even take her if she asked. I mean, look at this picture of her completely naked wearing nothing but necklaces, exposing pretty much everything but what counts.

Weirdly enough, the hottest shoot she's ever done, still, is her Maxim shoot that is arguably still one of the sexiest Maxim shoots of all time. This picture of her topless, wearing a one-handed hand-bra and flipping the camera off started off the shoot that had later-released pictures that actually showed some (gasp!) nipple.

Those topless pictures of Christina Aguilera, brought to you by Maxim (weirdly enough), are here and here. And they are magnificent.

So why go that far, but not Playboy (which is actually known for being 100% tasteful?) No idea, but maybe she's waiting for the right time to still be able to play that card. Hey, maybe if she wins an Oscar.